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Tomato Kid busts a move.

This is the 8,765th YouTube video to become a viral sensation, and yup, the kid is cute and his dance moves are funny. But sometimes you see a little human and you get a distinct sense of what he’s going to be like when he grows up. Fifteen years from now, this kid is going to be 6-ft-3, 235 lbs., and he’s going to be smashing beer can against his forehead on the night before the big game against State U. Dontcha think?

14 Responses to “Tomato Kid busts a move.”

  1. Dylan Says:

    Pretty much…

  2. Scott Says:

    Hit the nail on the head my friend. Looks like a young Biff Tannen to me.

  3. Janet Says:

    Plus I sense the disturbance of Stage Parents lurking in the force…

  4. Aaron Says:

    The kid is decidedly not cute.

  5. Nancy C. Says:

    You forgot a bit. He’ll have his shirt off and be body painted in the two colors of the team he supports. Other than that, you are spot on!

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  7. Kandice Says:

    the other video with his sister (or who I assume is his sister) is funnier. At one point I completely forgot she was there. Poor thing… Overshadowed by her little brother.

  8. Chris M. Says:

    That has to be the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen. One thing for sure: the criminal justice system will never run out of business.

  9. Agatha Says:

    Proof that, actually, white guys really can’t dance.

  10. Christine Says:

    No mention of the fact that this kid shouldn’t be listening to that filthy song? No 4 year old should be listening to that, yikes! And I believe Roeper’s on to something… I’m getting flashbacks from Billy Madison…. “O’Doyle Rules!!”

  11. Jerry U Says:

    Danny Bonaduce?

  12. the other church lady Says:

    I just can’t believe his parents let him listen to that song.
    Coming soon: Step up 2: the sandbox.

  13. Jason's fox Says:

    His parents should not be letting him listen to that song let alone film his dancing to it!

  14. Agatha J. Says:

    I know what you mean about meting a tot and knowing exactly what they will be like as adults. My father’s friend has a granddaughter who is a really insolent brat and every time I see her, I think, “Pauline is going to grow up into the girl who makes everyone’s life miserable in high school. You can see it now. The Brooklyn version of Rachel McAdams in Mean Girls. She’s a little cunt now. She’s gonna grow up to be a BIG cunt later!”.

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