His English is better than my Uzbek.
Maybe my favorite autograph request ever:
Hello! I am the Max Maltzev. I write to you from Uzbekistan, therefore in advance I ask me to change for my errors, I badly know English language. I am yours the fan, but I can’t be the real your fan without your autograph! Whether not so?) I will be very grateful if you send to me on my post address which I will specify more low! Many thanks, I will wait for the autograph and the answer!
My Address:
Country: Uzbekistan
City: Tashkent
Home Adress: Chilanzarskaya st. Home #–. Apartment #—
ZIP/Postal Code : 100115
January 11th, 2010 at 8:41 am
He gave his address. Now give him your autograph.
Oh, since he gave his address, Publishers Clearing House and all the other junk mailers will probably start sending junk mail to his Uzbekistan address. Or is junk mail outlawed in Uzbekistan? If so, then Uzbekistan is a really great country that we should all move to.
January 11th, 2010 at 9:24 am
There’s no such thing as junk mail. All mail plays a significant part of society.
January 11th, 2010 at 4:14 pm
That looks like Borak-lish.
I know someone that writes like a kid. It isn’t that he writes with all of the mistakes and slang that you would expect to see from a kid, it is that the image that the words evoke are that of a kid. The text is grammatically correct. The guy is a college graduate and in his thirties. That said, this letter reads like someone trying to appear to be a foreigner from the middle east. Besides, of all places to hear from fans, how trendy of you to get this from Uzbekistan.
January 12th, 2010 at 2:02 pm
He only talks that because his brain was infected by the plagues Borat developed against Uzbekistan.
NIIIIIIIICE!!!!!
Man, is he going to be upset when he finds out you liked Borat.
January 25th, 2010 at 7:38 pm
Jeebus, Rich.
Slick new re-design of the blog, and then you ignore it?
‘Sup wit dat?