The United States of America v. Rod Blagojevich.
Tuesday, August 17th, 2010We’ve got to do most of this dance all over again?
Raise your hand if you’re experiencing a severe case of Blago fatigue right now. Raise your hand if you’re torn between respecting the jury’s thoroughness and wanting to scream at them for failing to reach unanimous agreement on approximately 95 percent of the counts.
A day after the anniversary of the death of Elvis Presley, the only governor in U.S. history who fancied himself as some sort of spiritual kin to the King witnessed the semi-death of his own legacy.
Not that Rod Blagojevich thought so. After the stunning (un)verdict, there was Blustery Blago in front of the cameras once again, telling us how the government ripped him from his family and persecuted him. There were his attorneys, shamelessly filibustering, making it sound as if the jury said the government couldn’t prove its case–when the reality wasn’t acquittal, but no unanimous agreement.
In Rod Blagojevich’s fantasies, they were gonna play all those tapes in court, and then he’d get up on the stand and tell his side of the story, mesmerizing the jury and the courtroom spectators and the judge himself in the process, and he’d be fully vindicated–and on the day of his fast and just acquittal, he’d literally be carried off on the shoulders of the cheering and adoring throng as they chanted his name.
And after a media victory tour–Good to see you again, Dave!”, “Nice to be here on ‘The View’ once again!”–Blago would begin his journey to the White House as the ultimate Man of the People. The whole thing would be effin’ golden!
Hold that thought.
On Tuesday, whether he wants to admit it to himself or not, the fantasy came crashing down on Blago’s famousy coiffed head–but it was much more of a glancing blow than most expected. He was convicted on charges of lying to the FBI–which could mean as much as five years in prison for the former governor of Illinois.
Vindication? Victory? Not really.
But if this jury couldn’t reach a verdict on 23 out of 24 counts, the prosecution has its work cut out for them in Round 2. Will they simplify their case? Forget about brother Rob and concentrate on Rod?
And just think: right now there are 12 individuals in the Chicago area who have been enjoying their summer, perhaps keeping an eye on the Blagojevich proceedings and thinking, “Glad I’M not on that jury”–but perhaps sometime in 2011, they WILL be on a Blagojevich jury.
I shudder just thinking about it.
Of course the verdict wasn’t swift and decisive and unanimous. Of course the jury had to ask for transcripts of the entire trial (denied), transcripts of one witness’ testimony (granted), instructions about how to fill out the jury form and a copy of the juror’s oath. Of course we’d see things we normally don’t see in such trials.
As the Blagojevich trial unfolded, it became apparent that yes, the former governor was a spiteful, crass, venal, small-minded, narcissistic, foul-mouthed, selfish character who plotted and schemed and fantazied about selling a U.S. Senate seat and had delusions of grandeur–but what wasn’t so obvious was whether the man had committed actual crimes.
There was no “smoking gun.” No envelope stuffed with cash. No Swiss bank account bulging with an eye-popping number. None of that type of stuff you see in the movies or on TV.
It’s only fitting that one of the most colorful, confounding, infuriating and fascinating scandalized figures in Illinois political history would have his fate decided by one of the more…interesting juries around.
They were attentive and respectful–but they had no qualms about letting the judge know they’d like a half-day off, then Fridays off. And hey, how about some Beggars Pizza?
Overall, though, it appears as if this jury worked long and hard to reach agreement, that they took their responsibilities very seriously–but they finally had to admit they weren’t going to be able to reach a unanimous verdict on count after count, and it was time to go home.
There will be much more to come–but let’s not forget there was a serious verdict of guilty on one count, and that means this is the second straight Illinois governor to be tried and convicted of a crime–meaning that if your’e 16 years old and you grew up in this state, you can’t remember a time when the governor of your state didn’t wind up as a convicted felon.
When Blago returned home Tuesday, he basked in the applause of neighbors, posed with a boy who had a Blago-esque haircut, and stood on his porch and reached down to greet well-wishers, much like a winning candidate on Election Night.
Before coming home, he said to the people of Illinois: “I didn’t let you down.”
OK. You keep telling yourself that, sir.














